Urban Daddy 2010

Basically, it’s the suit-shopping experience of your dreams: a system that involves you not going anywhere, and drinking. To get it going, you’ll want to meet Drew, a personal suit whisperer who spent a year in China perfecting his tailoring craft (sort of like Christian Bale in Batman Begins, only with more cuff-link meditation).

Drew will show up at your home or office, listen to what you’re looking for in a suit and take all the necessary measurements (25, to be exact). Then, he’ll get to the important part: finding out what you drink.